Hi, I'm Alfie. You Suck.

New blog, fothermuckers! Hope this one lasts longer this time. I don't see why not.


First of all, I would like to stereotypically say, THIS IS A NEW ME, THIS IS MY NEW BLOG. THIS IS MY NEW LIFE. THIS IS MY NEW WORLD! YAY! HOORAH! SUCK MY *shut your mouth*!


Anyways, I would wanna thank all the best friends out there for saving me from being a pitiful loser who though his life ended when he got dumped. THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU! Thanks for reminding me that I'll always have good friends around me. Thanks for telling me I could do better. Thanks for all the other shitty things ya'll said to me. =P



-alfie-